Apple shop - the night before

It was a warm winter night in Sydney and a young couple was walking home from a night out at the cinemas watching the Flash Gordon motion picture.'Hark' said the boy. 'Look over there. What do you suppose that crowd is gathering for my dear' he gushed in over-abundant excitement.

'You don't even know what hark means, stop trying to speak in a British accent!'

The boy was undeterred and ran forward to ask what the commotion is all about.

'Whats all the commotion all about' he said to the hairy man sitting on the beach char clutching his hands under his arms for warmth.

'I'm waiting for the event, the BIG opening! It's been ages since I've done a camp out for a big event'

'Oh, and you my good sir. Are you also camping out on this frigid night of nights to be one of the first to enter this auspicious new Apple store'

'No! I'm homeless. I have no idea who these people are!' Said the homeless man surrounded by Mac fans.

The couple walked on..